Holy fuck this is horrible. If you have a conjoined mongoloid baby that was uncle Jacobs and Black Tuesday and rolled it in cigar ash you would have this fusel disaster.

In the late 2000s tickers would put up with this and flex this abv shit like they had J’s on. These days people LOL and drink actually tasty beer, not this Brewdog bullshit parlor tricks.

We get it, you have access to dark malts and wanna do a 12 hour boil, I can hit a diner at 3 am and get ultra salty chicken noodle soup, that doesn’t make them culinary masters .

In sum , this beer continues to disappoint on profound levels and even undergrads can’t appreciate this because it is cost prohibitive. This beer is for no one except Europeans who wish to approximate dark lord

Pictured above : things I would rather do than drink this beer