I love how the same pussypalates who complain about how hot Pugachev’s cobra is, drink Uncle Jacobs and Momi Hiwa all day long with khaki Colorado grins. This is essentially a more reasonable deviant riff on the foregoing beers with astringent aspects from the coffee beans that helps keep that massive sweet profile in check from the ground up, COFFEE PUNS.

This is less fusel but also feels less dangerous, it’s like electing to engage in pegging but using a safe word, whereas Momi Hiwa just pushes an into coconut in your rectum with ball gag in tow. The mouthfeel is slick hefty in coating but also burning off it’s own vapor trails, it’s funny that this combo comes closer to hot coffee than my DDB vedeo revue approximating the same idea. This is a really tasty offering relative to the rest of Avery’s largely off balanced MASSIVE BEER LINEUP. You know, those things you would buy at stores to seem hard as fuck back in the mid. 2000s wincing while drinking the Beast and convincing your friends that was what craft is all about.

This beer is a less balanced more massive entry into the well stocked ba coffee stout world upon which BA speedway looks lovingly upon its subjects

Inb4 kbbs gtfo

Don’t you fucking judge me