Just blast Lisa Loeb and let my external ovaries blast. This is worse than their more accessible pedestrian offerings. There is a sticky estery clove note that is off putting and the tannic presence is so muted it might as well be spec’ed as a silent Paladin.

I love what these guys are up to conceptually, but their binary execution makes this a bigger gamble than the trades can justify. That chewed bubble gum finish, lingering calcium and strange turbinado sugar presence.

I WAS PROMISED BERRIES AND ALL I GOT WAS MY TWIG TWISTED

My face when I expected some blabaer banger