People be emailing/messaging about a Pediobear update, so here’s the magnificent label:
Gonna clean it up and start waxing dem caps.
DDB Y U DO DIS.
Pediobear was persimmon, this beer was made a bit differently and kiwis were added, so I decided to call it Gooby Pls. It’s home brew, it’s not like it matters. You can’t get less than zero props. You can’t like owe people props.
The new label is fap approved, just like the old one.
Some people will invariably be butthurt that Pediobear is not on the label. These people clearly live in the past and are welcomed to continue enjoying faded ass BCBVS and reading Beer Advocate. We out here. I’ll be moving on.
dontdrinkbeer 
Please provide a photo of a full finished bottle so I can make a GIF
haha will do. i need to apply labels and wax them, so give me a week.
Put the gooby on the chain wax
dip them tips
My NAMBLA tasting group will be disappoint.
Waxed homebrew bottle swap 1:1?