Once you have this triple IPA you have seen everything the acorn penis beer world has to offer.

Neckbearded Darklord shirt wearing beer experts be scissoring in untappd comparing badges on their Grindr accounts.

While I usually break Knee Deep’s balls, Simtra is a pretty okay substitute for pty and you don’t have to be a condescending pussy like me to get it.

Also FT: 3oz bathroom hand bottle ISO: Midwest 20k+ bottle off shelf release.