I know the extra “R” stands for rum, don’t make that comment, don’t bring your tiny bent dark beer cock into my Peter North realm of alescapades.
I know the extra “R” stands for rum, don’t make that comment, don’t bring your tiny bent dark beer cock into my Peter North realm of alescapades.
dontdrinkbeer 
How was it, noodle dick?
wait for the review, bentcock
The “R” is for rum
Nooooooooo!!!!!!