I saw your amazing auction:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Russian-River-Framboise-For-A-Cure-Empty-READ-DESCRIPTION-RARE-/280985895684?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item416c108304

Since I know you will not reply, allow me to direct some traffic to your auction, you know, the one you set up using screen capped pictures from your shitty AT&T phone from my site.

I hope that you make a solid profit off of a beer designed for charity. You will donate all $60 of profit to Breast Cancer research, right? That’s what I thought.

Please respond to my inquiry on ebay:

I will take my answer offline. Thanks.

Boom, roasted.