So you can see all my off shelf beers and stupid 1oz wale tasting pours in real time in 5 different formats.

I need those $3.43 Google checks so hard.

This is almost an east coast DIPA execution with all the residual caramel and maltiness Going on. Leafy and vegetal with no real citrus to speak of. Reminds me of Bell’s Oracle I GUESS

Once you have this triple IPA you have seen everything the acorn penis beer world has to offer.

Neckbearded Darklord shirt wearing beer experts be scissoring in untappd comparing badges on their Grindr accounts.

While I usually break Knee Deep’s balls, Simtra is a pretty okay substitute for pty and you don’t have to be a condescending pussy like me to get it.

Also FT: 3oz bathroom hand bottle ISO: Midwest 20k+ bottle off shelf release.